Anxiety:
hey!
Me:
what now?
Anxiety:
Nothing, just wanted to worry you today.
Me:
...great
Anxiety:
Hey your boyfriend/girlfriend didn't text you back, they're probably with someone else right now.
Me:
....
Anxiety:
Oh your best friend hasn't spoken to you today either. They're probably sick of your shit.
Me:
....
Anxiety:
Your parents said they're really proud of you..do you honestly believe that?
Me:
....
Anxiety:
Where do you see yourself in a year? Oh wait, you can barely get through a day!
Me:
...shut up.
Anxiety:
Will you ever rise to anything?
Me:
Shut up!
Anxiety:
Or are you always this pathetic? Lol
Me:
Why can't you leave me alone!?
Anxiety:
Because messing with your head is what I live for.
